Bedroom Mirrors by Thunderbolt Cracking Crew
TURN YOUR FUCKIN VOLUME UP !! HELLO EVERYONE !! WELCOME TO ME VERY FIRST SCROLLY MESSAGE DEMO FOR THUNDERBOLT CRACKING CREW WHICH I'VE SIMPLY NAMED '''BEDROOM MIRRORS''' !! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF CHAPS !! MY ALIAS NAME IS (DEAD-PERSON) OF TCC !! I DON'T EXSIST AND ACTUALLY NOT IN REAL LIFE I'M DEAD !! HAA HAA HAA !! THE MUSIC YOU ARE HEARING IS BY TONY CROWTHER !! IT'S SO ACE EXCEPT FOR THE DRUM SOLOS IN THE END WHICH MY EARS CAN'T BARE !! OK I KNOW THIS DEMO ISN'T MUCH BUT IT'S GOT LOTS OF FUNNY (ESPECIALLY IF YOU HATE NEWLOOK, PHUNSOFT, TMC AND MARK !!) THINGS IN IT SO DON'T GET FUCKED OFF YET !! PRESS THE (CTRL) KEY ANY TIME TO RESTART THE TUNE !! HERE THEY ARE !! AT LEAST 2K OF SHIT ABOUT THE IDIOTS !! I'LL START WITH (NEWLOOK) AND (TMC) !! OK YOU NORWAY SHIT HEADS !! PISS OFF TO YOUR LOCAL ZOO AT ONCE AND JOIN YOUR FAMILY (CHIMPS) FOR TEA !! YOU ARE SO BIG-HEADED THAT YOU PUT TONY CROWTHER TO SHAME !! IF YOU HAVE ANY INTROS/DEMOS BY TMC THEN I SUGGEST YOU DELETE THEM AT ONCE !! AS KEEPING THEM IS A DISGRACE TO YOUR CBM-64 OR 128 !! THE KID IS AN ASS-HOLE AND A BUM CHUM OF PHUN-SOFT I'M SURE !! NOT FORGETTING THE ROUTINES HE USE WHICH REALLY BELONG TO OTHERS !! HAA HAA HAA !! HIS HI-RES PICCYS ARE JUST PURE BEYOND SHIT TOO !! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THEM !! I JUST HATE HIM AND NEWLOOK MEGA MEGA MEGA MUCH !! IF YOU TRADE WITH THEM I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU FRIEND !! VERY SORRY !! + + + + + + + + NOW TO SLAG OFF PHUN-SOFT AND YET ANOTHER ASS-HOLE NAME MARK OF THE NORTH EAST PIRATE ASSOCIATION IN USA !! OK PHUN-SOFT WHERE THE FUCK ARE ME BLOODY DISKS !! YOU FUCKIN AIR-HEADS, RIP-OFFS, AIDS, ELEPHANT WANKERS AND ANYTHING BAD I COULD THINK OF !! THESE BUNCH OF AMERICANS ARE SCUMS !! THEY CAN'T CRACK GAMES OR EVEN EXTRACT MUSIC !! JUST USE-LESS IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT GIVING AIDS TO GUYS LIKE NEWLOOK AND TMC OR USE ISEPICS !! MARK YOU YET ANOTHER FUCKIN YANKEE SHIT !! WHERE'RE MY DISKS !! YOU FUCKIN SON OF AN MUTATED ELEPHANT !! WHAT'S YOUR HI-SCORE ON KNIGHT RIDER AND STREET HAWK THEN !!!! HEE HEE HEE !! YOU FUCKIN TWENTY FIRST CENTURY ELEPHANT SYNDROME !! DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER SUFFER ENOUGH !! OR SHALL I SEND ANOTHER ELEPHANT ROUND !! I WANT TO PULL YOUR EYES OUT AND CHOP YOUR FUCKIN LEGS !! I FUCKIN SHIT YOU !! GEE, I FEEL GREAT SLAGGING THEM BASTARDS !! OK I KNOW THAT THEY'LL BE SAYING MEGA BAD THINGS ABOUT ME IN THEIR CRAPS SO HERE'S A CURSE !! IF YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD OR GOOD OR BOTH ABOUT ME THEN MAY YOUR MOTHER/SISTER/YOURSELF/FATHER SUFFER THE FAITH OF GETTING FUCKED BY 1000000000 ELEPHANTS OR HIPPOS EVERY DAY !! I DON'T FUCKIN CARE WHICH !! IT COULD'VE BEEN (THE NEWCOMERS) FOR ALL I FUCKIN CARE !! NOW NEXT TIME WHEN YOUR VISIT YOUR LOCAL AND IF YOU SEE LOTS OF BABY ELEPHANTS FUCKIN ABOUT THE PLACE THEN * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TO BE CONTINUED IN MY NEXT BORING DEMO !! HEE HEE HEE !! OK NOW FOR THE GREETINGS !! HI TO ALL THE MEMBERS OF (TCC) + THE BAM (COOL GUYZ !!) + STOAT AND TIM + CORY AND YARG (HI CHAPS !!) + 1001 + FAC + FADE + TCN (BUT NO HI TO MAD-MAX !!) + DCS + ALL FLASERS !! (FLASERS !! SOUNDS DIRTY DON'T IT !! HEE HEE !!) + MAT AND PSY AND DEMON + FBG + THE ELEPHANT THAT FUCKED MARK'S MUM !! (HIS DAD !!) + DYNAMIC DUO + HELL-MATES (I'M FROM HELL TOO GUYS !! YOU THINK WE'RE RELATED !!) + THE STAR FRONTIERS (I LIKE YOUR CHAR-SETS !!) AND WHOEVER ENJOYED MY SLAGGINGS !! OK FANS MUST DASH NOW !! BYEEEEE BYEEEEE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FROM THE ONE AND ONLY (DEAD-PERSON) !! HE WAS FROM HELL !! THE END !! NOW WRAP YOU SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + - TURN YOUR FUCKIN VOLUME UP !! HELLO EVERYONE !! WELCOME TO ME VERY FIRST SCROLLY MESSAGE DEMO FOR THUNDERBOLT CRACKING CREW WHICH I'VE SIMPLY NAMED - 'OBEDROOM MIRRORS - !! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF CHAPS !! MY ALIAS NAME IS (DEAD-PERSON) OF TCC !! I DON'T EXSIST AND ACTUALLY NOT IN REAL LIFE I'M DEAD !! - !! THE MUSIC YOU ARE HEARING IS BY TONY CROWTHER !! IT'S SO ACE EXCEPT FOR THE DRUM SOLOS IN THE END WHICH MY EARS CAN'T BARE !! OK I KNOW THIS DEMO ISN'T MUCH BUT IT'S GOT LOTS OF FUNNY (ESPECIALLY IF YOU HATE NEWLOOK, PHUNSOFT, TMC AND MARK !!) THINGS IN IT SO DON'T GET FUCKED OFF YET !! PRESS THE (CTRL) KEY ANY TIME TO RESTART THE TUNE !! HERE THEY ARE !! AT LEAST 2K OF SHIT ABOUT THE IDIOTS !! I'LL START WITH (NEWLOOK) AND (TMC) !! OK YOU NORWAY SHIT HEADS !! PISS OFF TO YOUR LOCAL ZOO AT ONCE AND JOIN YOUR FAMILY (CHIMPS) FOR TEA !! YOU ARE SO BIG-HEADED THAT YOU PUT TONY CROWTHER TO SHAME !! IF YOU HAVE ANY INTROS/DEMOS BY TMC THEN I SUGGEST YOU DELETE THEM AT ONCE !! AS KEEPING THEM IS A DISGRACE TO YOUR CBM-64 OR 128 !! THE KID IS AN ASS-HOLE AND A BUM CHUM OF PHUN-SOFT I'M SURE !! NOT FORGETTING THE ROUTINES HE USE WHICH REALLY BELONG TO OTHERS !! - !! HIS HI-RES PICCYS ARE JUST PURE BEYOND SHIT TOO !! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THEM !! I JUST HATE HIM AND NEWLOOK MEGA MEGA MEGA MUCH !! IF YOU TRADE WITH THEM I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU FRIEND !! VERY SORRY !! - NOW TO SLAG OFF PHUN-SOFT AND YET ANOTHER ASS-HOLE NAME MARK OF THE NORTH EAST PIRATE ASSOCIATION IN USA !! OK PHUN-SOFT WHERE THE FUCK ARE ME BLOODY DISKS !! YOU FUCKIN AIR-HEADS, RIP-OFFS, AIDS, ELEPHANT WANKERS AND ANYTHING BAD I COULD THINK OF !! THESE BUNCH OF AMERICANS ARE SCUMS !! THEY CAN'T CRACK GAMES OR EVEN EXTRACT MUSIC !! JUST USE-LESS IN EVERYWAY EXCEPT GIVING AIDS TO GUYS LIKE NEWLOOK AND TMC OR USE ISEPICS !! MARK YOU YET ANOTHER FUCKIN YANKEE SHIT !! WHERE'RE MY DISKS !! YOU FUCKIN SON OF AN MUTATED ELEPHANT !! WHAT'S YOUR HI-SCORE ON KNIGHT RIDER AND STREET HAWK THEN - !! YOU FUCKIN TWENTY FIRST CENTURY ELEPHANT SYNDROME !! DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER SUFFER ENOUGH !! OR SHALL I SEND ANOTHER ELEPHANT ROUND !! I WANT TO PULL YOUR EYES OUT AND CHOP YOUR FUCKIN LEGS !! I FUCKIN SHIT YOU !! GEE, I FEEL GREAT SLAGGING THEM BASTARDS !! OK I KNOW THAT THEY'LL BE SAYING MEGA BAD THINGS ABOUT ME IN THEIR CRAPS SO HERE'S A CURSE !! IF YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD OR GOOD OR BOTH ABOUT ME THEN MAY YOUR MOTHER/SISTER/YOURSELF/FATHER SUFFER THE FAITH OF GETTING FUCKED BY 1 - ELEPHANTS OR HIPPOS EVERY DAY !! I DON'T FUCKIN CARE WHICH !! IT COULD'VE BEEN (THE NEWCOMERS) FOR ALL I FUCKIN CARE !! NOW NEXT TIME WHEN YOUR VISIT YOUR LOCAL AND IF YOU SEE LOTS OF BABY ELEPHANTS FUCKIN ABOUT THE PLACE THEN - * * * TO BE CONTINUED IN MY NEXT BORING DEMO !! - !! OK NOW FOR THE GREETINGS !! HI TO ALL THE MEMBERS OF (TCC) + THE BAM (COOL GUYZ !!) + STOAT AND TIM + CORY AND YARG (HI CHAPS !!) + 1001 + FAC + FADE + TCN (BUT NO HI TO MAD-MAX !!) + DCS + ALL FLASERS !! (FLASERS !! SOUNDS DIRTY DON'T IT !! - HEE!W !!) + MAT AND PSY AND DEMON + FBG + THE ELEPHANT THAT FUCKED MARK'S MUM !! (HIS DAD !!) + DYNAMIC DUO + HELL-MATES (I'M FROM HELL TOO GUYS !! YOU THINK WE'RE RELATED !!) + THE STAR FRONTIERS (I LIKE YOUR CHAR-SETS !!) AND WHOEVER ENJOYED MY SLAGGINGS !! OK FANS MUST DASH NOW !! - FROM THE ONE AND ONLY (DEAD-PERSON) !! HE WAS FROM HELL !! THE END !! NOW W -